Night at Bass Lake Ducey's Lodge

A cold winters night up at Bass Lake "Can you see is that them?" "O those devious fakes" The night was black with no shine from the moon so we pulled the car closer to see inside the saloon "At least their alone at a table for two" "They still shouldn't be here without me and you "So much beers on the table that I’ve never understood" "Can you understand its snowing and we're on the car hood? "Oh I'm gonna to kill him theres a girl standing there" "Don’t panic it’s their waitress and they both hate red hair" "They’re looking outside let's shoot-em a moon" "They know our butts by now their not newly wed grooms" "Well, I'm freezing mine off and starting to shiver the snows getting deep I can’t stop this quiver" "Yea, Look at that fire they’re all toasty inside we need to find a warmer place we can spy!" "I'm freezing cold, it's windy and I have to go pee" "Just go pee in the snow then start climbing this tree" "O snap my pants are stuck on a branch, I can't grab hold "Jump into the snow it should soften the blow" "Sneaking into Ducey's is where we're gonna to go" "It won't be pretty if we get caught" "I don’t care at the moment my butt’s froze in a knott" "ahh...it's so warm in here" "Crap, here comes Wayne, get behind the door" (whispering) "He's going into the mens room once hes in, run across the floor" "OMG stairs! we have to stay here" "Get behind the curtains Wayne's, heading back to his beer" "Let's just sit here" "It's perfect we can peek up over the stairs" "How much more can they drink before feeling the grief" "There's no telling but I know Greg, holdin' his pee!" "We better pray those two don't wanna go see the band, I hate to think where we could both possibly land" "Here they come OMG girl we are doomed" "Their gonna kill us if they catch us" "Hurry hit the ladies room" "shhhh, they’re on the other side of the door" "Oh no their heading outside, they’ll see the old ford" "We should have left early now where we gonna go?" "Quick get up on my shoulders and get your ass out that window"(fell) (whispering,laughing & scared) "My face hurts from hitting the snow unhook my boot off the nail, lets bail girl let’s go" "We're parked over there by the big pine tree" (Gasp) "We parked next to them" "Oh dear God that can’t be" "They’re going to the truck, run, run ,run" (running between cars) "hurry unlock the door" "Get in the car, forget being tidy" "Hit the old 41 and push it to ninety" "Go,go,go don't look back" (haulin ass on a slick hwy with no street lights!) "We're gonna die tonight!" "We gonna beat em home" (Pulling into the garage 35 minutes later) "Shut off the lights" "I'll sit by the fire, you lay on the chair" "Put in 'Gone With the Wind' they'll never know we were there" (TWO MINUTES LATER!) "Hi guys.... where you been all night out in that cold?" "Yea boy's, you should have stayed here with us" "You missed a really good show!" Susan Lindeman & Cindy Kackstetter True story(1983) Bass lake, california P.S. All divorced Ha!